I don't drink the dregs, I've told you this.

'The footpaths there concern me; there's too much bitumen. I prefer smooth cement on my footpaths. That's what the councils are doing at the moment; trying to reduce the amount of bitumen on the footpaths in the city.'


'You're basing how much you like a suburb on the texture of their footpaths?'


'Yes, for sure. How did you get that scar on your breast?'


'My cat scratched me when I was seven, before I had breasts.'


'At least I said breast, not boob or tit. It looks like an arrow pointing directly to your nipple.'


She raised her eyebrows and tried to remember the Saturday in the suburb with the uneven footpaths. The eye blinked at them from the shop window, beckoning with its tantalizing price tag. It was covered in things, bits and pieces of sorts. Coloured silk, a tarnished frame, shoes with worn in heels. The man in the shop beamed at them, his simple smile dissapitating when he realised what they were after and the challenges that might be involved in lifting the desk from the window front.


'I'll just get the boss for you.'


They waited quietly, as they'd finished their conversation on 'muse' (the word, definitely not the band and their overpriced hooded jumpers) and looked at the trinkets on the counter, searching for hidden beauty that wasn't quite found in a brooch with no pin, a broken key ring, a scarf that was too large to be worn properly without giving the impression you were trying to smother yourself in floral chiffon. A short man scurried to the shop front, sizing them up quickly when they asked to buy the desk with the blinking eye that was positioned in his window display.



'How are you going to carry it home? It's very heavy.'

'I live just down the road, we'll be fine.'

The process of removing the one-eyed desk from the shop front seemed unnecessarily stressful. She floundered about, trying to help but just getting in the way. There was a crash, and they thought it was a drawer falling to the ground and cracking, though it turned out not to be. The other one stood to the side, knowing better than to get involved, her sunglasses hiding the smudges of black that were still left under her eyes (later she would leave those glasses on the countertop, where they would have to return). They had planned to carry the desk, strong and agile girls whose mothers' had fed them milk and yoghurt as young children. The shop man 'tsked' and offered the lending of a trolley, with the condition of a drivers' licence and credit card. They conferred between them and miraculously managed to produce both items, cracked and interstate. She was excited, envisaging a large industrial trolley on which the entire desk would sit and they would steer expertly down the bitumen footpaths to where the cat vomit was, outside the front gate.

The reality was different; it was a narrow trolley that she'd seen previously to move gas bottles, boxes, or other non-challenging, non-heavy items. It bore perhaps a sixth of the weight of the desk, balanced precariously in the middle. They promised to return the trolley (or no driving or extravagant impulse spending for them) and were on their way, relying soley on the vision of the blinking eye, because they could not see past the scratched timber frame. She felt that it was not very heavy, though she assumed it was because she was not bearing her share of the weight. They zigzagged along, compelling other pedestrians to flatten themselves against the walls of buildings in order to avoid them. They turned the corner hapharzdly, breaking into a run onto the road and pulling in to the curb in a way they pictured reverse parallel parking to be conducted (though neither of them really knew how).

She hadn't imagined that in less than 6 hours, little possum with her frightened stare would be splayed across the road, her slight and furry frame shaking in shock and fear while the car that hit her panicked, while passersby buried her under an avalanche of coats and called an ambulance, not worrying that she might be sick or dirty (we are in the place with the bitumen footpaths, after all). Poor possum, she tried to jump from one branch to the other too quickly, but the car knocked her down and took all the wind from her lungs.

They conceeded the trolley was defeated by the time they got to the front gate, and lifted the desk and its closed eye from the bottom, cringing at the weight on their stubby little fingers. There were screeches from both sides as shoes with too-thin soles schlepped through the cat/dog/animal/human vomit on the side of the road next to the broken television. They rested in the hallway and there was a scurry to clear space in the room, moving aside CDs, a box with a letter from Centrelink ('please lodge your employer details to avoid Centrelink debt') floating on top, a guitar and a mass of cords with dust bunnies clinging onto them for dear life. She swept with a dustban and broom, they moved the desk into a corner. They were satisfied, she smiled in delight at the sanctuary they had created, she took the chair from the kitchen where there were never any clean plates and put it at the desk. They placed textbooks on it and marvelled at how productive it felt.

Then it was late, and there was a rush to shower. She lay in the rubble of picture frames of Miles & Otis, of tangled blankets and sheets that needed washing. She read two pages of 'Le Petit Prince' and half-listened to the dilemmas of finding a jacket that didn't reek of cigarettes. Then they were ready, and went to leave, before remembering the cursed trolley that was nowhere to be seen.

There was a rush, and a brief flash of panic, before finding it sitting patiently on the footpath where they had left it. They were relieved, and went to leave the house, not before seeing a couple, one in a sombrero and the other carrying a pinata.

'What is that? Where are they going?'

'They're going to a Mexifest.'

'Why are you so matter-of-fact about it? Does everyone go to Mexifests?'

'Yes, Mexican food is delicious.'

'Oh. I suppose you're right.'

They left and got on the tram, not before seeing a child strapped in a carrier close to his mother's chest, though he was far too big. He could've easily walked.